Sh!t My Trainer Says

Sh!t My Trainer Says

PSA: Contains material that may not be suitable for younger readers. So... LET ME CAVEAT! These quotes are a compilation of submissions from Instagram. They are NOT from MY trainer. Now that's out of the way... I present to you the full, unedited list of sh!t (all of your) trainers say: "You throw yourself at [...]

Summer #ROOTD Wishlist

Summer #ROOTD Wishlist

Well… Spring has FINALLY arrived on the East Coast and I couldn’t be happier. I think Donny agrees, although turnout sans-blanket was a harsh reminder of how much work it is to keep a grey horse clean during the warmer months. While I wish I could buy everything I wanted all of the time…. The [...]

You Know You’re an Adult Amateur When You’ve Thought At Least One of These At Some Point in Time.

You Know You’re an Adult Amateur When You’ve Thought At Least One of These At Some Point in Time.

On Horse Ownership Wouldn't one more be so fun? Yay best friends! On second thought, one is fine. Please stop hurting yourself. I wonder if my vet thinks I'm crazy. Um, I think something may really be wrong this time. Could you come out to the farm? Is that horse or dog hair? Does it [...]