On Horse Ownership
Wouldn’t one more be so fun?
Yay best friends!
On second thought, one is fine.
Please stop hurting yourself.
I wonder if my vet thinks I’m crazy.
Um, I think something may really be wrong this time. Could you come out to the farm?
Is that horse or dog hair? Does it matter?
Obviously misplaced my lint roller.
Look at all the bills I have!
My credit card is on fire.
On Riding
Is this spot too long?
Jesus take the wheel.
That was way too long. At least I stayed on.
Gold Cup here I come!
Wait, where am I going?
Rollback to the oxer? Or is it the quarter line? HALP.
I wonder what my trainer is really thinking.
Do I really want to know? No, probably not.
When your horse comes out super fresh.
Why have you betrayed me?!
Being scared to look at your phone and see how many work calls & emails you’ve missed during your lesson.
*Slowly buries head in hands*
Daydreaming about riding with your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend like
BUT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT.
On Showing
I’m SO excited to show this weekend!
It’s going to be SO much fun!
Oh, here comes the anxiety train.
Do I really want to do this? What if I ride terribly? What if I fall off? Is it worth it?
Be confident. BE confident. BE CONFIDENT!
Just remember to BREATHE.
After nearly throwing up in the warmup but scoring a 90 in your classic round.
What, like it’s hard?
Placing in all of your classes & feeling like you and your horse have a unique, unbreakable bond.
Nothing can stop us! We can do ANYTHING!
Writing checks for entry fees, stall splits & the braider then anxiously calculating the total in your head.
Please don’t overdraft, please don’t overdraft.
Did I really just pay that much for one day of showing?
Ramen for dinner this month!
Yes, but look how far we’ve come!
Best horse & rider team of life.
Ok, I’m totally ready to go home now. I’m tired of almost getting run over by golf carts and tripping over small dogs.
Slow down you animals!
OmgILoveMyHorseSoSoSoSoMuch I am the luckiest #ammylife4ever
There’s nothing quite like finding your heart horse.